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What if... (part I)

THE PERSON YOU LIKE...

1. punches you...
punch him back.

2. sees you cry...

depends on the reason for my tears.

3. sings to you...

O_O scream like mad! Oh noes, my poor ears!!

4. goes out of town...

Er...let him be?

5. calls you up at the middle of the night...

"Give me a very good reason why I should not slam the phone right now."

6. says 'i love you' to you...

...

7. hugs you suddenly...

am a hug-whore!! whee!!

8. kisses you...

...!!!

9. visits your house...

we visit each other's house regularly.

10. dances...

dance with him.

11. has a bf/gf...

bemoan on the supreme unfairness of life, NOT!

12. suddenly does something embarrassing and a lot of
people were looking...

*palm-slap*

13. holds your hand...

nothing.

14. gives you permission to kiss her/him...

ugh. egocentric much?

15. accepts your invitation to a date...

...?

16. says he/she dreamt about you...

"As long as I'm fully clothed, I don't care."

17. takes off his/her shirt infront of you...

*yawn* been there, done that.

18. sleeps with you...

please clarify which implication of sleep are we using here.

19. beats you in a game...

nothing. so what?

20. likes you back...

*sigh* dream come true.

21. doesn't like you back...

live on. "There are many fish in the sea." BWAHAHAHAHA!!

22. dies...

damnit! not another one! *sigh* the good die young...

23. gets sick...

take care of him. what are friends for?

24. fails... 

at life? invite him to the "Epic Fail" pity party.

25. wants to marry you...

totally unrealistic question, mate. like, totally.

26. buys you things...

make sure he doesn't need favors before accepting the offer.

27. waits for you outside of the classroom...

geez, we study at different schools.

28. shows you a cute face...

"*sigh* You need a favor and you feel that I won't readily do it for you, right?"

29. falls...

over the edge of a cliff? whee!!! bungee-jumping!!!

30. gives you the bad sign...

kick him where it hurts. bas----.

31. gets mad at you...

cool, chill, take moments off, then haul him into the nearest public area to sort things out. (public area ensures no excessive drama queen/king moments)

32. gets you mad at her/him...

same as above.

34. is scared...

as long as the object of fear is understandable, comfort him. if not (ie. boogeyman in his closet), stare stupidly.

35. is crying...

it'll be the next blue moon first before he lets me see him. men have pride, you know.

36. who's your crush?

...

37. are you close?

what?

38. have you ever gone into a real date?

no. we're cool with the friendship-sparring-mates level.

40. rate yourselves... "how close are you?" 1-10...

?

41. MESSAGE FOR YOUR CRUSH:
Hi.
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this came from Nana's palmtop.

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