Blog Dump #4: The Meme's Lying, DAMNIT!!

How old do you act?

[x] I always do my homework/work. //It didn't say anything about the quality XD.
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations.
[ ] I think politics are exciting. //What a drag...
[ ] My parents and grand-parents have better things.
Total: 2

[x] I show up for school/work everyday unless I'm sick. //Heck, the condition is non-existent in my case.
[x] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse.
[ ] I have never gotten a detention.
[x] I watch talk shows and point out the credibility of it all.
[x] I know credibility means without looking it up.
[x] I drink coffee at least once a week.
Total:5

[x] I know how to run the dish washer and/or do the dishes.
[x] I can count to ten in Spanish.
[x] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it. //Eventually. Procrastination is me.
[ ] I mow the lawn.
[ ] I can wash the car. //If only I have one to wash.
[x] I can make adults laugh...without being stupid. //Sarcasm is me.
[ ] I remember to water my plants. //Don't have one.
[x] I study when I have to. //Most of the time.
[x] I pay attention at school/work. //Most of the time.
[x] I remember to feed my pets. //And clean them, too.
[ ] I'm generally organized. //Organization is not me.
Total: 7

[x] I can spell "experience" without looking it up. //This is stupid.
[x] I clean up my own mess.
[x] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee. //Or tea. Not picky.
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need. //Money is hard to come by nowadays. It's practically suicidal to waste them.
[x] I understand jokes the first time they are said.
[x] I listen to my elders. //Most of the time.
[x] I can type fast.
Total: 7 //Wow, perfect score!

[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something.
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour.
[x] I can look at someone hot without thinking of sex.
[x] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[x] I can read a book and actually finish it.
[ ] People have said that I act older than I am.
Total: 3

Now, add up the x's!!

Result: 24
(What the heck, this thing's lying!!)